“You"re th” 的翻译

【 英语 】
You"re the reason God created the middle finger.
You must use a Band-Aid as a maxi pad and Chapstick for deordorant.I want to ask you to experience the KTV! Know what is KTV? Is K you up, then T your feet, finally I'll do a V gestures!
A room temperature IQ.
You destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots.
the prices of everything, is more and more cheap.
girl, your bed is always people are hurrying to and fro., so busy.

【 中文 】
您“；这就是上帝创造中指的原因。
你必须使用创可贴作为除臭剂的maxi垫和唇膏。我想请你体验一下KTV！知道什么是KTV吗？是K你了，然后T你的脚，最后我会做一个V手势！
A室温IQ。
你毁了我容忍白痴的能力。
一切的价格，都越来越便宜了。
姑娘，你的床总是人来人往。，太忙了。